everyone needs a stupid joke on a tuesday

3 03 2009

what do alexander the great and winnie the poo have in common???

their middle name!

how do you tell the difference between a walrus and an orange?

Put your arms around it and squeeze, if you don’t get orange juice, it’s a walrus.

Your Welcome.




One response

3 03 2009

Two muffins are in an oven and one says to the other, “Man, it’s so hot in here.”

The other muffin turns around and says, “Holy shit! A talking muffin!”

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